Fa, La, La, La, La, Fuuuuuuuuuuddge!

People.

In Texas last night during Black Friday, (the dumbest “holiday” ever created), an altercation got so heated, that one person pulled a gun on another consumer for cutting in-line and name-calling.

No, let me repeat that.

A dude went in Wal-mart last night.

He got cut in line by another dude.

Words start flying. Then name-calling.

Then, the second dude punches the first dude in the head.

First dude responds by pulling his weapon.

First dude has not been charged, because after all, he had a license to carry a concealed weapon in Texas. You know, like you do.

Basically, all he succeeded in doing was scattering the crowd in the store momentarily, scaring the hell out of the guy who thought he was so badass two minutes prior and proving my point that this “Black Friday” business is complete and utter crap.

I don’t patronize Wal-mart on a regular basis because of their horrendous, sub-human treatment of their employees. But now, not only do they practice this disgusting idea of starting Black Friday before you’re done digesting, they’ve got people ready to shoot each other over this.

Malls, franchises, have a lovely holiday. I’ll see you in 2013.

Wal-Mart, don’t expect to see any of my money. Ever. Again.

There’s a reason why I love living in NYC. Y’all. Ain’t. Here.